We hope your feathers aren’t ruffled!
This is a fundraiser by the Iowa State Dance/Drill Team Association. A friend of yours paid us to place this “Flock” in your yard.
These fowls are meant to be foul, your “Flocking” was done in good spirits. This Flock will roost on your lawn until this evening when they will mysteriously migrate to another friend’s yard. If you would like to specify the next victim, please fill out the form below. OR, buy insurance so you don’t get Flocked again.
Of course, the removal of these pink birds will be done at no charge, so please don’t hurt our feathered friends. Again, thank you for your sense of humor and your support.
Flocking Insurance: $30
Keep these birds out of my yard – I don’t want to be Flocked again!
Flock My Friend: $25
Please move this flock to my friend’s lawn as soon as you can!
Fill out the form below!